For straws and for caps.
Mr. Seagram, in Masterman Ready,
Is pictured in many a hole,
And in postures however unsteady,
With his chimney-pot hat on his poll;
And our highly respected grand-paters,
When wielding their golf-clubs or bats,
Or proving their prowess as skaters,
Wore cylinder hats.
Worn straight by the priggish or surly