"Fish for the Canadian troops. The supply has been organised by Major Hughie Green, who is known as the 'Canadians' Fishmonger-General,' and has travelled in a frozen condition 2,000 miles across the Dominion."—Daily Mirror.


"A young farm hand who appealed to the Coalville Tribunal for exemption yesterday, when asked whether an older brother could not take his place on the farm, replied that his brother's feet were too small for work on the land."—Morning Paper.

We hope that his own are not too cold for work in the trenches.


"Mr. Mark Blow will be known henceforth as 'Mr. Mark.'"—Theatrical Paper.

The Blow may have fallen, but this British Mark shows no decline.


THE NEW PATRIOTISM.