Exhilarated Visitor (leaving Club). "The feller who caught that fish's dem liar."
EYE-WASH.
(A Military Episode in Two Scenes.)
Scene I.—The outskirts of a wood. Time, during an inspection of our Battalion "at its duties."
Second-Lieutenant Wood and his platoon are erecting a wire entanglement. To them enter Second-Lieutenant Brown in great excitement.
S.-L. Brown. I say——
S.-L. Wood. Run away, dear. No time for you. Brass hats expected in large numbers.