"The depression in northern India has continued to travel eastwards and is to-day affecting north-east India.
Forecast: Some rain in the submarine districts of north-east India."
Amrita Bazar Patrika.
It's a wet life anyhow, and submarines were made to be depressed.
ARMLETS AND THE MAN.
Mr Punch (to attested married man). "SO YOUR COUNTRY CALLS ON YOU SOONER THAN YOU THOUGHT. I CONGRATULATE YOU."