"Yus, but they don't show yer that."
The Policeman's Friend.
"Cook wanted, used to coppers."—Daily Paper.
A CONVENIENT CONSCIENCE.
"I'm sorry to disturb you, Theodore," began Mrs. Plapp, opening the door of her husband's study, "but I've just been listening at the top of the kitchen stairs, and from what I overheard I'm certain that girl Louisa is having supper down there with a soldier!"
"Dear, dear!" exclaimed Mr. Plapp; "I can't possibly permit any encouragement of militarism under my roof. Just when I'm appealing to be exempted from even non-combatant service, too! Go down and tell her she must get rid of him at once."