ANOTHER TURKISH CONCESSION.
Turkey (anxious to save the Peace Conference from embarrassment). "EUROPE! WITH ALL THY FAULTS I LOVE THEE STILL. IF THOU INSISTEST, I AM PREPARED TO STAY WITH THEE, BAG AND BAGGAGE."
"Oh, yes, Madam, Britannia will suit you admirably. And what about the gentleman?"
"Oh, he's going in his dinner-jacket, representing one of the smaller nations."
OUR INVINCIBLE NAVY.
Ordeal by Water.