(With apologies to Lewis Carroll.)

'Twas grillig, and the Jazzlewags

Did glomp and scrimble o'er the board;

All gladsome were their dazzlerags,

And the loud Nigs uproared.

"Beware the Tickle Trot, my son,

The feet that twink, the hands that clug;

Beware the Shimmy Shake and shun

The thrustful Bunny Hug."

He put his pumpsious shoon on foot,