"This morning?" she questioned, puzzled. "Oh, I remember. I woke with a splitting headache. Did you notice it? You nice old thing!"


Musician (having bumped lady with 'cello). "Oh, I am so sorry."

Lady. "Don't mention it. I'm passionately fond of music."


AT THE PLAY.

"Mr. Pim Passes By."

"The year's at the spring