FASHIONS FOR MEN.

["Who will help the Disposal Board by starting some new fashion that would enable it to get rid of a great consignment of kilts as worn by the London Scottish, the Royal Scots and the Highland Light Infantry?"—Mrs. Kellaway on the Disposal Board's "Curiosity Shop."]

There are who hanker for a touch of colour,

So to relieve their sombre air;

For me, I like my clothes to be much duller

Than what the nigger minstrels wear;

I hold by sable, drab and grey;

I do not wish to be a popinjay.