They flummox me with orders.

They bolt me to the billiard-room,

Where chaps are playing five-bob snooker;

They see me dodging from the doom,

They heed no threats and no rebuker;

"We've got thee now," they say, "ba goom!"

And pelt me with their lucre.

Vainly I put the prices up

To stem that flowing tide of riches;

The horror haunts me as I sup;