The threat which I thus put at a venture may be recommended to anyone suffering from the moo nuisance.


USES OF A TUBE NUISANCE.


"The serious loss to D'Annunzio recently of 300,000 lire, through the disappearance of his cashier, has had a happy sequel. The airman-poet has received a like amount from a rich Milanese lady. The donor remains incognito."—Evening Standard.

It was very clever of the lady to disguise herself as an unknown man.


THE NEW SUBTRACTION.

(By a middle-class Martyr.)