The larynx fairly gets to work,

Amid the unplugged water's roar

I caper, trolling round the floor,

In tones as rich as Thomas Burke.

But in my dressing-room's retreat

My native wood-notes wilt and sag;

Not there those raptures I repeat;

My bellow now becomes a bleat

(For reasons, ask Professor Bragg).

So, Ruth, if song may find a path