But, on the whole, a pleasant soul

And, like myself, no paragon.

I have a house, and, then again,

An extra room to take a guest;

And in my house I have a spouse.

It's good for me; I don't protest.

By her is every virtue taught;

Man does as he is told, and ought;

He has to eat his own conceit,

So, "Just the place for John!" I thought.