This proof of his guilt
So caused him to wilt
That he's now emigrated to Pinner.
MORE ADVENTURES OF A POST-WAR SPORTSMAN.
Post-War Sportsman."Wot's the matter?"
Mrs. P.-W.S."When I want him to jump the fence he just stops and eats it. What am I to do?"
P.-W.S. "Come along wi' me, my dear; I'll show you. 'E can't eat a gate."