Paisley Humanitarian. "IF I COULD ONLY BE QUITE SURE THAT I SHOULDN'T BE DISCOURAGING HIM FROM SAVING."
[Mr. Asquith has pronounced himself cautiously in favour of a Capital Levy, on the condition, amongst others, that it must not be allowed to discourage the habit of saving.]
JULIUS CÆSAR ON THE LINKS.
Actor (whose knowledge of Shakspeare is greater than his golf). "'O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth.'"
RINGS FROM SATURN.
(Extracted from various issues of "The Daily Mandate.")