And let him pose as God's anointed;
Taking no sort of pains to see
Whether or not he had a mandate,
Like puppy-dogs the other Three
Out of his hand ate."
But how if we had queered his claim
Or questioned his credentials, saying,
"Who is this Woodrow What's-his-name?
And what's the rôle he thinks he's playing?
Is he a Methodist divine?