"To-day everything Asquithian has a rosy hue. To begin with, there arrived a horseshoe of white chrysanthemums with the words 'Good luck' worked in green."—Daily Paper.
"Shakespeare's 'Otehllo' has fallen upon evil days."—Evening Paper.
It certainly seems to be having a bad spell.
"The vexed question, 'What is a new-laid egg?' is at present confronting a committee of poultry experts."—Daily Telegraph.
The Committee should invite a hen to sit on it.
An "under-cut":—
"Earl Beatty is setting an example in hustle at the Admiralty. Photographed yesterday hurrying to lunch."—Daily Paper.