"Bath-chair wanted, small lady good condition."—Ladies' Paper.


A Choice of Sinecures.

"Lady-Nurse-Help; three girls (12, 10, eight); two maids kept; month's holiday (fortnightly); salary £40."—Daily Paper.

"Wanted, a Housemaid, wages 27s. 6d., no duties."—New Zealand Paper.


"Lady would like to Join jolly Family for Dinner every night."—Advt. in Daily Paper.

Yes, but how long would they remain jolly?


"Windsor Castle Niggers, from His Majesty's Chapel Royal, gave an excellent programme."—Local Paper.

The programme merely announced them as "Windsor Castle Singers," but this no doubt was to give the audience a greater surprise.