Let publicists who speak of Mr. George, without the Lloyd,
Confound him with quotations from the works of Jung and Freud—
But I, were I a despot, quite benevolent, of course,
Armed with the last developments of high-explosive force,
I'd build a bigger "Bertha," and discharge it in the void
Crammed with the novelists who brood on Messrs. Jung and Freud.
"I s'pose I mustn't go in the garden while you're resting, Mummy?"