To listen to the lore of Tawney;

The plain beer-drinker bans the bowl,

Weaned by the witchery of Cole.

Students however slack or yawny

Grow tense beneath the spell of Tawney;

Footballers score goal after goal,

Trained in the principles of Cole.

The shrimp grows positively prawny

On list'ning to the voice of Tawney;

While upward shoots the blindest mole