To listen to the lore of Tawney;
The plain beer-drinker bans the bowl,
Weaned by the witchery of Cole.
Students however slack or yawny
Grow tense beneath the spell of Tawney;
Footballers score goal after goal,
Trained in the principles of Cole.
The shrimp grows positively prawny
On list'ning to the voice of Tawney;
While upward shoots the blindest mole