"Our evening congregations have more than doubled in two months. Sans Deo!" Parish Magazine.

We don't wonder that two foreign languages were required to veil this shocking observation.


From a feuilleton ("dramatic, kinema and all other rights secured"):—

"So he just shook hands all round, and took off his coat, and lit a cigar, and laughed when Betty Cardon pointed out that he had put the wrong end of it in his mouth."—Daily Paper.

This incident should "film" well.


SHOULD AUTHORS PUBLISH THEIR OWN PORTRAITS?

[Mr. Punch herewith disclaims all intention of quoting the title of any actual book.]