I threw myself out instantly from the Autograph Exhibition. Better, far better buy things I didn't want at prices I couldn't afford than stay in the company of that faithless one, my sole erstwhile (as the papers say) admirer.


There was a great athlete named Rudd

Who was born with a Blue in his blood;

Stout-hearted, spring-heeled,

He achieved on the field

What his Varsity lost on the flood.

But when he had breasted the tape

A cynic emitted this jape:

"Pray notice, old son,