Pedestrian. "Dropped anything, Mister?"
Motorist. "Yes."
Pedestrian. "What is it?"
Motorist. "My girl."
"UTOPIA.
Miss Ruby —— Sundayed under the parental."—Canadian Paper.
We congratulate Utopia on its ideal language.
Transcriber's Note
Typographical errors corrected: "Ted" for "Ned" and "reelly" for "really" on page 262.