PUNCH,
OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
Vol. 158.
April 21st, 1920.
CHARIVARIA.
It appears that Irish criminals may be divided into three classes (a) The ones you can't catch; (b) The ones you have caught but can't convict; (c) The ones you have convicted but can't keep in prison.
To such an extent has America gone dry that nearly all letters despatched from Scotsmen living over there are posted with the stamps pinned to the envelopes.