Arthur.—You idiot.—Irene."—Times.

Very "personal," we should say.


"Sir Auckland and Lady Geddes left London last Saturday for the Untied States."—Irish Paper.

It is only fair to add that they have not chosen this country for the sake of its easy Divorce Laws.


"Major. Christopher Lowther (CUCumberland, North) moved a new clause."—Provincial Paper.

It was somewhere in this neighbourhood, we believe, that Wordsworth discovered his "winsome marrow."


"Though to-day is Primrose Day...."—Daily Mirror, April 12th.