Germany. "YOU REMEMBER ME? I MADE THIS MY HEADQUARTERS SOME TIME AGO—BUT HAD TO LEAVE RATHER HURRIEDLY."
Belgium. "I'VE NOT FORGOTTEN. I'VE KEPT YOUR BILL FOR YOU."
[A Conference of the Allies, to which representatives of Germany have been invited, is to be held at Spa, the late G.H.Q. of the German Army.]
ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
Monday, April 26th.—Among the many Members of the House who have held His Majesty's commission there are, no doubt, some rather eccentric persons, but that hardly justified Mr. Palmer in suggesting that they should be deprived in debate of the customary prefix "gallant." The Speaker gave no encouragement to the idea, and was still more shocked by Mr. Devlin's proposal that all these courteous expressions should be dropped, and that Members should "call each other by own names." It would certainly add to the pungency but not to the peacefulness of debate if the Nationalist Leader were allowed to refer to "Sir Edwar-r-d Car-r-son," instead of to "the right honourable gentleman the Member for Duncair-r-n."
At Question-time Lord Robert Cecil was informed that a report on the state of Ireland was being prepared and would shortly be circulated. But a further crop of outrages so moved him that he could not wait for the facts, and forthwith moved the adjournment. The ensuing debate was not very helpful. Lord Robert demanded the restoration of law and order in tones so vigorous that an hon. Member called out, "A New Cromwell!" He did not seem to like the comparison and later on took most un-Cromwellian exception to the Government's methods of "coercion." Mr. Bonar Law's speech could in the circumstances be little more than an elaboration of "Do not shoot the pianist; he is doing his best."
"The Hon. Member says I am like Oliver Cromwell."—Lord Robert Cecil.