Customer. "I see Coronodoras are going to be five shillings each now."
Barber's Assistant. "Well, we shall 'ave to smoke 'em nearer the end, that's all."
HIGH-BROWS, LTD.
Whenever we spend a week in London we never seem to find time for the things we really want to do. After dinner, on our last night at home, I say to Angela, "Let's see—have we any engagements this trip?"
And Angela answers, "Don't you remember? We're dining with the Hewetsons on Thursday, and on Saturday the Etheridges are taking us to a symphony concert. Then there's your sister."
"Oh, ring her up, and suggest we come to dinner on Sunday. We don't want to waste a proper night on Nellie."
"All right. That leaves us four evenings for ourselves. I suppose you want to see the Quartermasters' Exhibition at Olympia?"
"What's that?"