Steering, not by course erratic,
Safe to the appointed wharf,
Bring, O bark, the diplomatic
Kneehole desk of Ludendorff.
Softly now, ye dockers, pardie,
Cease your wrangling for a bit,
Dump the seat whereon Bernhardi
Bowed his dreadful form to sit;
Make no scratch however tiny
When the circling crane-arm sags