Beneath the auspices of Mr. Cochran,
You’d whip the world, or should I say his wife?
Our land once more would boast the champion thumper,
The doughtiest dealer of the hefty welt,
The holder of—but no, by then a jumper
Will have replaced the belt.
“OFFICERS’ HEAVY-WEIGHTS.
Final: Lt. W. R. Nicol (R.F.A.) knocked out Lt.-General Lord Rawlinson, Commanding at Aldershot.”—Sportsman.
That’s more than Ludendorff could do.