Down to the Last Chance and the Closing Door,
And then the Absolutely Last, and then some more!
Those shrill appeals to get the Work TO-DAY
(With the superb revolving fumed-oak garage)—
How well they followed up their fearful prey
Till the massed thunders of the final barrage
Such pressure on your tympanum would bring
That you could bear no more, and had to buy the thing.
O. S.