Or vegetate at Little Hautbois
(Still uninvaded by the "dough-boy").
The simple rustic fare of Brockdish
Excels the choicest made or mock dish;
Nor is there any patois so
Superb as that of Spooner Row.
Pett-Ridge's lively Arthur Lidlington
Might possibly be bored at Didlington;
And I admit that it would stump Shaw
To stir up a revolt at Strumpshaw.