Or vegetate at Little Hautbois

(Still uninvaded by the "dough-boy").

The simple rustic fare of Brockdish

Excels the choicest made or mock dish;

Nor is there any patois so

Superb as that of Spooner Row.

Pett-Ridge's lively Arthur Lidlington

Might possibly be bored at Didlington;

And I admit that it would stump Shaw

To stir up a revolt at Strumpshaw.