Policeman. "You say you saw the man. What sort of a man was 'e?"
Lady (giving the information). "Oh, a clean-shaved bloke—same as my 'usband 'ere."
THE ELFIN TUBE.
I know a solemn secret to keep between ourselves—
I heard it from a sparrow who heard it from the elves—
That always after 2 A.M., before the first cock-crow,