Time: Monday Morning.
Golfer. "No, I nevah go to the Club on Saturdays or Sundays. I find a much better lot there on Mondays."
The Other (bound Citywards). "Really. Well, you might keep a special look-out for a couple of new 'Purple Dimples' I lost at the fourteenth yesterday."
"Send Twopence for the latest Pamphlet on the East:
CARRYING FREEDOM TO TURKEY.
Delivery may be Slightly Delayed."
Muslim Outlook.
We can well believe this.