Teroodle—umti—oodle—umti—knife (or strife);
Where have they put my hat?
All that remains now is to fill in the umti-oodles, and I can't be bothered to do that. There is nothing in it.
A. P. H.
"Will any gentleman requiring a House-keeper accept two decently brought up boys, age 12 and 8 years? Excellent cook and housekeeper; capable of full control."
Daily Paper.
Someone really ought to give these young sportsmen a trial.
