Farmer. “Dear me! C-can I do anything?”
Airman. “Thanks, but really I think I’ve done all there is to be done.”
An Optimist.
“The pastor of the —— Congregational Church has been ordered by his medical adviser to take a rest. The rev. gentleman is therefore spending a fortnight’s holiday in Ireland.”—Provincial Paper.
“During the period of waiting before the bridal party appeared, the organist played Wagner’s ‘Bridal Chorus,’ and ‘Cradle Song’ (Guilmant).”—West Country Paper.
The organist seems to have been rather a forward fellow.