T.


“WHY MARRY?”

Mr. C. Aubrey Smith (Uncle Everett). “Do you know the answer?”

Miss Henrietta Watson (Lucy). “There are a good many questions about this play that I wouldn’t care to have to answer.”


THE MADNESS OF THE MACNAMARA.

(From the Gaelic—with apologies to Bon Gaultier.)

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