Advt. in Daily Paper.

We know this kind of shoe.


"Parrot, splendid talker, South African grey, in perfect condition; good reason for selling; does not swear."

Provincial Paper.

Tastes differ, of course; but personally we should not call this a "good" reason.


THE TARTAR PRINCESS.

She was staying at a Finnish hydro near Helsingfors. I asked for her on the telephone and her old mother answered.