"So that's settled, isn't it?" she said.

John gulped again.


WHITSUN AUCTION AT OUR BOARDING-HOUSE.

Ruffled Veteran (whose partner has not led her suit against a "three no-trumps"). "Not Having (realises the enormity of her offence)—er—er—played the game before, partner?"


TO A DENTIST.

["Dry champagne is an excellent mouth-wash."—Dr. Sim Wallace, at a Conference on Prevention of Diseases of the Teeth.]

While in your dismal salle d'attente I wait