Keeper at the Zoo (exhausted with efforts to catch refractory ibex). "Well, they can 'ave their fancy Mappin terrisses. A cage for me every time."


Commercial Candour.

"Dry Old Chickens, 50s. to £4 4s. per doz."

Local Paper.


Our Musical Athletes.

"Double action Gothic Harp (by Erard), suitable for a lady in perfect condition."

Provincial Paper.