"Brighton.—The ——. One minute sea, West Pier, Lawns. Gas fires in beds."—Advt. in Daily Paper.

Thanks, but we prefer a hot-water bottle.


MORAL SUASION.

The Rabbit. "MY OFFENSIVE EQUIPMENT BEING PRACTICALLY NIL, IT REMAINS FOR ME TO FASCINATE HIM WITH THE POWER OF MY EYE."


ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.