"The stove will stand by itself anywhere. It omits neither smoke nor smell."—Provincial Paper.
We know that stove.
Lady. "Can you show me something suitable for a birthday present for a gentleman?"
Shopwalker. "Men's furnishing department on the next floor, Madam."
Lady. "Well, I don't know. The gift is for my husband."
Shopwalker. "Oh, pardon, Madam. Bargain counter in the basement."