THE ROAD TO RUIN.
Labour. "WHAT'S YOUR GAME?"
Mr. Smillie. "I'M OUT FOR NATIONALISATION."
Labour. "AH! AND YOU'RE GOING TO BEGIN BY NATIONALISING STARVATION?"
Mrs. Smithson-Jones (to her husband, who will garden in his pyjamas before breakfast). "Do come in, Adolphus; you're delaying the harvest."