Meanest Member (seeking free advice, after driving out of bounds, from professional who is giving a lesson to another player). "Funny thing, but every time I drive this morning I slice like that. What do you think is the cause?"
Professional (after deep thought). "Well, Sir, mebbe ye're no' hittin' 'em right."
"SWITZERLAND AGAIN.
Fine weather has resigned with only brief interruptions since the season began."—Times.
Just as in England.
"Alice ——, a married woman, was charged with unlawfully wounding her husband, Charles ——, a labourer, by striking him with a pair of tongues."—Local Paper.