And, though the task prove hard and ever harder,

From your crusade, I trust, you'll never cease

Till you've restored good-will to every larder

And to each pantry peace.

Then, when the cocksure critic in his crudeness

Pops you the question while his back he pats,

"What have you done?" you'll find at last, thank goodness,

One ready answer—"Rats!"


"Puccinni's three one-act operas, erroneously described as a typtich...."—Evening Paper.