"The Royal Dutch Mail steamer Stuyvesant will leave on Monday at 5 a.m. for Havre and Amsterdam. The tender leaves the Lighthouse Jetty at 8 a.m. punctually with passengers."—West Indian Paper.
Rather a mean trick to play on them.
"The Chairman said the Council had never paid one penny for the oiling and washing of the fire brigade."—Local Paper.
It is understood that while the noble fellows do not object to washing at reasonable intervals, they strongly deprecate oiling as unnecessarily adding to the risks of their dangerous calling.
MR. SMILLIE'S LITTLE ARMAGEDDON.
Shall she, the England unafraid,