The Queen nodded. "Yes," she said meditatively, "rather nice—rather nice. Thank you very much. I'll think about it. Good-bye." She was gone.
R.F.
"On Monday evening an employee of the —— Railway Loco. Department dislocated his jaw while yawning."—Local Paper.
It is expected that the company will disclaim liability for the accident, on the ground that he was yawning in his own time.
NEW RHYMES FOR OLD CHILDREN.
The Centipede.
The centipede is not quite nice;
He lives in idleness and vice;