I take a brick and squash it flat;
In either case it's dead.
A.P.H.
(1) and (2). There ought to be two pictures here, one with a hundred legs and the other with about a thousand. I have tried several artists, but most of them couldn't even get a hundred on to the page, and those who did always had more legs on one side than the other, which is quite wrong. So I have had to dispense with the pictures.
Another Impending Apology.
"Ainsi parla l'éditeur du Daily Herald. Lord Lansbury a toujours été l'enfant chéri et terrible du parti travailliste anglais."—Gazette de Lausanne.
"Wanted.
Small nicely furnished house, nice locality, for nearly married couple, from August 1st."—Johannesburg Star.
We trust that no one encouraged them with accommodation.