Young Miner's Mother. "I can't do nothink wiv our 'Erbert since 'e voted for the strike. Wen I ask 'im to run a errand 'e says it isn't a man's job."
The Gynecophobe.
"While crossing a field near Berwick a gamekeeper noticed a dear coming in his direction and he took cover in a hayrick."—Scotch Paper.
"Parlourmaid Wanted, afternoons, 2-6.30, galvanised iron, 50 ft. to 140 ft. long x 21 ft."—Local Paper.
It needs a girl with an iron constitution to support such a frame.
"For Sale, Clergyman's Grey Costume, latest style; also Jumper, never worn."—Irish Paper.