O.S.
"And why aren't you going to Sunday School?"
"'Cos it's 'Arold's turn for the collar."
More Direct Action.
"Northumberland Miners' Executive have decided to have Mr. Robert Smillie's portrait painted in oils for Burt Hall, Newcastle.
Other matter relating to the coal crisis appears on Page Eleven."—Daily Telegraph.
"DAY BY DAY.
Well, did you get your gun and have a shot at the pheasants and the partridges yesterday?"—Scotch Paper, Sept. 2nd.
Naturally; the same gun with which we knocked the grouse over in July.