To purple or orange or red;

I wish I could look like the arm of a chair

So nobody ever would know I was there

When they wanted to put me to bed.

I wish I could be a chameleon

And look like a lily or rose;

I'd lie on the apples and peaches and pears,

But not on Aunt Margaret's yellowy chairs—

I should have to be careful of those.

The chameleon's life is confusing;